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A hilarious Mad-Libs style template for writing news articles about subcultures (via):

“I spent the last 10 years of my life making sure I had every last [collectible or fictional object no. 2], watched [noun] for [number] hours this week and spent $[your age times 10] having my mom sew up this costume—all in preparation for this,” he said. “This is the most important thing in the world to me for reasons that will make absolutely no sense to me once I get a girlfriend. Unless, of course, she’s into this, too, in which case I’m going to become really weird.”

Yeah. Those articles all do sound alike, don't they :-)