This you call a scandal?

So Cynthia Rodriguez is going to file for divorce from her husband Alex (who happens to be the best player in baseball, and its highest paid) because of his "repeated infidelity" -- the latest incidence of which is reportedly with Madonna. (Of course, she sought solace in the home of singer Lenny Kravitz. In the battle of celebrity, she loses, big.)

Honestly, modern Yankee fans don't know from a real sex scandal.

Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson trading wives (and kids, and dogs!) -- now THAT was a sex scandal.

C'mon, A-Rod. Let's see you really try. :-D