The "$Me is" Meme

Taken from a number of friends.

Search Google for "$MyName is" and report the first ten hits. Take the material from the summary; don't follow the link.

1. Bruce Is Loose
   
2. Bruce is Dead
   
3. Bruce is an openly gay, pro-choice, gun owning, pro-death penalty, ...
   
4. Bruce Is Not Afraid
   
5. Bruce is either a petty streetwalker for the right or a junior high school...
   
6. Bruce is standing in front of the astronauts' port of entry
   
7. Bruce is one of the BBC's most experienced and high profile news presenters
   
8. Bruce is a talented Caricature Artist who works for event planners and for the city of Sherman Oaks
   
9. Bruce is too often characterized as a rebellious influence in American history
   
10. Bruce is a master of the ten second bit. For a long time he was into making elaborate messages on his answering machine for his friends